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Brains Before Bouquets Short sleeve t-shirt

Brains Before Bouquets Short sleeve t-shirt

Regular price $24.75 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.75 USD
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For the couple that overthinks and overshares — even after death. These two bony lovebirds have cracked their skulls open just to prove that romance can grow from brain mush and questionable decisions. Whether you're a fan of dark humor, doomed love, or just want people to stop and stare awkwardly — this is your shirt.

Wear it proudly. Love is dead. But also… kinda cute?

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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